Running Diary of Bachelorette Reunion Show

I'm going to try and do my first running diary since the kellster really wants to watch the "reunion" show this would be a good time to start, as I'm stuck here. My first crack at a running diary so be easy on me....

9:43 the show starts at 10, but on now is the bachelor, the heavyweight division. There is a 300+ guy who loves full figured women, and every time they show the person for an interview they show their weights along side, kind of odd.

9:43 the first of what I'm sensing many commercials of the "Funny People" movies, there is always one movie that dominates all commercials.

9:46 The first night at the heavyweight mansion, one girl dove into the pool with a full dress on, then got out and did a cannonball. Real classy, until she tried to get out without using the ladder, real comedy as she struggled. Causing all the other girls to break the "pot calling the kettle black" rule by making fun of her calling her an otter.

9:48 real drama here as Luke the bachelor has to narrow (no pun intended) down the choice of the 20 ladies. These girls have known him for 4 hours and im sure there will be many tears. This got me thinking of other shows that could be heavyweight only shows like this one, real world, fear factor, and survivor man come to mind, to see how long they could go without going to McDonald's. Or the opposite of the biggest loser, where they should take 90 lb people and see if they can add weight to them, i'm such a reallty whore.

9:51 the tension is building as Luke is choosing between all these girls as the slow dark music is playing. Im thinking this would be what is playing in the elevators in hell, real scary and makes you think a zombie is going to jump out. Damn the kellster seems to be into this show, so add that to another season ill have to watch.

9:53 Every interview is filled with either sad or happy tears, this mansion must be jammed stocked with tissues. Somewhere people can not wipe themselves because they bought up all the tissues in the country.

9:54 a 28 year old right before the last "ring" was handed out just proclaimed this might be her last chance to find love is real anxious to be called. So they cut to her with more tears. They will not have enough tissues all season im calling it, i bet in the background of one episode you will see a delivery truck pull up with pallets of tissues. She was not picked so in her mind her life is over. Oh well thanks for coming on national TV and showing your weight and getting eliminated on the first night

9:57 they are showing all the girls that got kicked off and they are all balling, they knew this guy for 4 hours and didnt get any one on one time and they are acting like their favorite snack food got discontinued. I can believe i'm saying this but i want this to end and have the bachelor reunion show to hurry up and get started. All these tears are driving me crazy.

9:59 Luke and the 10 remaining girls have what has to be the biggest group hug in reality tv history. They are showing scenes for the upcoming season, SOOOOO Many tears, and a couple cat fights. ALL white girls for Luke, way to branch out. The show is called More to Love. Stay Tuned

10: thankfully that is over now the reunion show is on, Jillian is back as she chose on of the dudes and got engaged. Bill Simmons and I are in total agreement that this girls is the most "is she hot or not" thoughts in history, if anyone has seen Seinfeld where the woman is hot in certain places and not in others she is like that, very Two Face of her.

10:01 they brought out the bachleortte out from 2 years ago to interview her, the show is only an hour long and they seem to be already running out of material. This is got to be the most scripted reality show in history. More so than the Hills or any of those.

10:03 Kellster and her roommate debating on wheter or not the prior bachleortte had plastic surgery or not, high comedy. Besides boobs, this is a conversation you would not see 2 guys having about an athlete or something. This broad parlayed this into Dancing with the Stars, of course she had surgury, anything for 15 minutes of fame.

10:04 the host said "we saw you on dancing with the stars and good morning america, what is next for you" um how about being an extra in a remake of saved by the bell, because those are not exactly getting roles opposite brad pitt, she is so proud of her new found "celebrity".

10:07 the first commercial, this is going to be a long 53 more minutes, during this break they get into "who is the next bachelor" going over the merits of what it takes to be a bachelor. They are going over their favorites and why they should be the next one. I'm afraid to jump in the conversation and suggest it doenst matter it's all scripted, but they are like 10 year old boys who think WWF is real.

10:10 one of the final 3 dudes from this year Kypton ( nice name vag) is here to get his interview, no where do you see the loser of a title game get their own show for an interview, I bet these guys would rather come in second so they can go the whole season on TV, then get their own show the following season. They are showing highlights of him proclaiming his love for her and, she said no. They have the picture in picture going and we can see his insides turning. He took it like a man though, even with a name like kypton go figure. Too bad the producers didnt make her chose him.

10:12 it's amazing that 25 "abercrombie" models are single and can just take off 5 months of work, and they all have washboard abs, that is very realistic of single life isn't it???

10:13 Kypton is a dead ringer for Tony Romo, where as Jillian is a dead ringer for a bucket of slop sometimes and eve longoria other times. Now she is on stage and he has to face her, you know inside he is real pissed and she has to give all these cliches on why she fell in love with someone else, would have to be kypton right now. Except for the fact that he is a good looking rich guy, boo hoo go nab any girl in the audience because they are more horned up than at weddings.

10:15 this is not a good day for her FYI. wish they would turn down the stage lights a little bit. The first "he's too good for her" dropped by the kellsters roommate, damn i had the under and the over/under was 10:10

10:19 it is no mistake that every chick flick out is being advertised during these commercial breaks. They should do a bachelor fantasy league, the participants amongst women would put fantasy football to shame. The audience is 98% women

10:20 they are bringing out Reid, who was let go in third place only to come back in the finale to get rejected again, this dude must be a cubs fan, because he loves losing apparently. I guess her saying no once was not enough for this "realtor from philly" no wonder philly gets such a bad wrap.

10:22 for all these highlights where she lets a guy down, she always gives them a speech saying they are the best person in the world yet she cant be with them, i wish she would just tell the truth. "i dont like you, you smell" or something like that would make for better ratings, or at least more guys would watch it.

10:24 the host, asking all the hard hitting questions, after watching the highlights of him being rejected, he asks "what emotions are going through your mind" what the hell do you expect him to say. "i love getting rejected" it is like the sideline reporters interviewing an NFL coach down 21-0 at halftime, "so coach how do you feel so far" do they really think these are good questions.

10:26 deep down i wonder if he begged to come back to get another trip to Hawaii out of it, if this is true i owe reid one major apology.

10:27 the crowd is eating up reid and all his emotional confessions from the show, its going to be a major battle between him and kypton to get the most audience members back to their hotel room. "do you feel a piece of you is missing" another hard hitting question from this fraud of a host, even kellster and the roommate laughed at this one, its like watching two sports fans watching the superbowl, nothing could phase them right now. You know this is important because her roommate is always asleep by now, ahh the power of the bachelor

10:30 another ad for "Funny People" this makes 3 in the first 30 mins. each time followed up by the fast and furious on dvd, is someone at abc being lazy and just hitting repeat??

10:32 Pee Break

10:33 They brought out jillian to face reid leading to this exchange J"how are you" R "you look happy" real tension filled here. You can tell he is really pissed until he realizes he will be the next bachelor and extend his 15 mins of fame, he seems real hurt until its his turn in the mansion with 25 single women going after him then he will forget "whatshername" He is saying how he feels and there are many awkward moments of silence, this show is rating really high on the unintentional comedy scale.

10:36 the host 'do you still love her" finally a good question after about a 20 second pause and him glaring at her, he says of course, its getting real thick on stage right now, this dude is not over her, now he is asking her the old "what if i did this game" never a good sign, i can seem him throwing pebbles at her window begging for another shot.

10:38 Reid got his revenge bringing up her other date that had a problem "getting it up" good for reid she is really embarrassed, she's engaged to that guy now. They are taking questions from the audience, this girl just asked him out, shes just short of throwing her panties on stage along with every other girl there. Reid 1 Jillian 0

10:40 i can not think which has more post game this show during commercials or any poker table at foxwoods, they are breaking down every moment of this show while im sitting back enjoying it all, i should have paid admission.

10:44 Now she is alone talking about the guy she did chose, who is a cross between pete sampress and adam carolla, with the combined chest hair of both of them.

10:46 I can see a sex tape "accidentally" being leaked to prolong her career, she is eating up all this attention. Shes going to be a regular on 3am skinamax once she is shot down from all hollywood jobs because she is attractive 50% of the time.

10:48 during the show Ed (the winner) left to go back to his job, and he came back and was allowed back on the show. the host asked "are you glad you came back" man this guy is jim rome, asking all the hard hitting questions, what do you expect him to say "no i'm not glad i came back, i wish i was still single working for god knows who"

10:50 they showed a bunch of girls in the audience crying, if a guy can not get laid in this studio, he should turn his member in, the hormones are so strong right now, its like a wedding on steroids. If i have to hear the audience all collectively go "awwwww" again im going to puke.

10:53 they are going over wedding plans, with 7 mins to go i think this is a good time to wrap it up, I hope you read all the way through and if you did THANKS for reading. It was my first diary and they will get better.

Thanks bloggers it's been a thin slice of heaven.