Worst First Date Story

I was watching the episode of the office recently where they were talking about their worst first date story. So i decided that i would tell mine, it took place in the eighth grade, my buddy Ben was dating someone and this girl had a sister that was a freshman in highschool. So i talked to her on the phone many times before i met up with her. Her name was rose and she lived in the next city over, if only i knew back then what i know now that it was weird that a freshman girl would want to go out with an eight grader it would have saved me. So anyway the 4 of us decided to go to a movie and me and ben took a cab to their house. I'm not lying when i say she lived in a log cabin on a dirt road. She saw the cab and came up the dirt driveway, and i swear to god this happened"

Me- hey ben look who is that
Ben - That is rose
Me- no seriously who is that
Ben- that is rose your date

Ok now before you think i am a jerk let me let you know that this girl totally lied when describing her self. She was the palest person i have ever met with bleach blonde, and her face looked caved in. So we get to the movie, i was in 8th grade so there was nothing i could do i had to go through with it especially since my buddy was there with his date. Leading up to this i went WAY overboard with my bragging that i was going on a date with a highschool girl. I mean i told everyone, and if someone said hi to me i would lead off with im going out with high schooler and dont need these middle school girls anymore.

So we get to the movies to see I Know What You Did Last Summer, but it was sold out and we had to see For Richer of Poorer - the movie with Tim Allen and Kirsty Alley go to amish country, yeah it was as terrible as it sounds. So we get in the movies and i dont make any moves, and her sister pulls me out in the hallway basically yelling at me saying what am i doing. I didnt want to tell her that her sister was a liar and i was not interested so i basically said yea yea ill be more interested. So we go in there and she grabs my hand to hold hands, and i get up and go get a giagantic tub of popcorn and a giant soda so my hands were occupied. Needless to say she was pissed and i couldnt have cared less. We get back to her house to wait for the cab and my buddy was out back in the tramalien so i just sat there in the living room watching sportscenter while she went in her room. Finally we went home, needless to say i didnt call her anymore, i bet my mom was happy because the bill went down a lot.

So there is my worst first date story feel free to top that, good luck.