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An A Bomb from A-R... oh wait that's right it never happened. Thank God they went with Chingy tonight. Thanks Joe. I was just thinking about some of the characters back in school especially freshman year. I'm looking to make this blog interactive so PLEASE leave your comments as to where you think these people are or what you think they are doing.


1. Bain Camacho - Probably the most notorious member of Melvin Hall, known for his lack of classes, his very addicting computer games, which lead to his lack of classes, and his ability to get high. Also known for the best ping pong shot ever called the screwdriver. Also when his girlfriend/boyfriend came into the picture, it was hard to tell really which he/she was, little bainy changed. He went from smoking weed to drinking tussin for that fix. God knows what he is up to know, im guessing he is probably snorting a crushed up Oxycontin. He did have some great parties, that lead to some infamous hook-ups, not going to call anyone out but you know who you are. That is where i met pampers, and immediately got his life story and found out he was from long island and pawned him off to my roommate, the parties happened because of his older brother James, remember him, this guy was all too available to hang out with 18 year olds and buy us beer, after this whole to catch a predator phenomeum we should have wondered more.

2. Gregory Kong - speaking of Bain, his roommate Greg and his 27 computer monitors, his only claim to fame was to introduce the world to allen kong, who graduated UMass in 1930. Greg was good for going to with computer questions and keeping an eye on bain.

3. Eric "king" Viazminski - i know i spelled that wrong Bear as he came to be known was one of a kind, just ask terrence who had to live with the kid and prolly had stray back hairs all over his clothes. Bear introduced me to family guy thats about all i can say good for him. He did have some good away messages "O hear O Israel" and in "the reading room" meaning he was taking a poo. "in a circular room without walls" was also a solid one, his little butt buddy wanted to fight me for some reason, but that never materialized. I think he name was Chris Rice. I wish he did try it i would have beaten him like shamps gets beaten by the 5 year old kid with a polo shirt today on the basketball court. who was putting on a clinic.

4. Violet- AKA the Goth Chick- remember her, she was so scary and that one night she had someone over and punched a hole in the melvin hall door. What is with Goth people, they all try to buck the norms of society and dress weird, but they all end up looking the same, so they never wanted to conform but yet all look alike, yeah good job freaks we got the message.

5. TV Man- i think his name was Pete, he was always in the basement and lived with Carney, he was so tall and goofy looking, thats all i have to say about him,

6. Karlynn - I know i didnt spell that right, but all i remember is her little roommate NU NU and the fact she was friends with the camera stealing slut annie, and the fact her boobs were covered with hair.

7. Jill - The hockey player stalker slob, who was in love with Mr "Dribble off my knee Lucas" You couldnt see Mimet1013's floor.

8. Ondre- Remember him, friends with adam fass, don't really know much about him but his name is funny Ondre.

9. JA- the musical neighbor of John and V, who used to lock his door every time he brushed his teeth, the poor victim of the ding dong ditch at least 3 times a night and especially when we were drunk and stumbling down the stairs laughing he would catch us, always remember girls coming to his room asking for outfit advice.

That is all i can think of really for now, please feel free to contribute to this melvin hall memory list and your favorite stories about these random people.

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