Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts, yeah shocking huh? I missed yesterday so i figured i would do a double dip today, ill do one now and one later, probably the part 2 of my jersey rundowm.

This one was sparked by my thoughts of random awkward moments, there are few moments that get more awkward then while standing at the urinal, and you all of a sudden get the urge to sneeze. You gotta try and hold off, and that it self is painful or risk the splash factor and just let it rip. Nothing worse then getting pee drops all over your slacks. But if you try and old it you do that whole huff and puff thing to try and avoid it but all that movement you might end up spilling it anyway. And how come when you have to sneeze while peeing you all of a sudden have longest pee of your life. I could drink all night and not break the seal and that pee wouldn't be as long as a mid-day pee where i have to sneeze, just the fear of peeing on your pants makes the brain empty every ounce in your body. And if someone is next to you in the adjacent urinal then forget about it.

Or while on the treadmill or something and someone is behind you doing their exercise and you gotta toot, you have no where to go and hide but you gotta let it rip, and the few moments following where you hope its not going to be bad, but as always they are the absolute worst and you look around to see how many people are around. Why are gym and shower farts the worst smelling ones ever. I feel bad for the 50 year old woman who is quietly working out and has to be bombarded, SORRY.

I don't know why all my rants/thoughts are bathroom related.

I hate the person at work who is always listening to your conversations and always throws their opinion into the conversation that they were not even involved. Some of them are so good, that they can even do it while on the phone or talking to someone else and as soon as they hangup or the other person leaves they throw their opinion 5 mins too late. I want to dust an oldie off and pull the whole AB conversation so C your way out of it.

I think that is is for now, ill do another one later tonight